**** it sucks. The only time any girl anywhere has led me on as much as last night, they were actually genuine.

She'd look longingly at me whenever I was around, interlock our legs, move to be near me, ignore other clowns nearby. And... and nothing!

*housemate being an idiot*
"Yeah I have to live with that guy - sometimes I cry myself to sleep"
"Maybe I'll cry with you tonight"

We took a walk around the house to reset...