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**Mercury** · 05-03-2009, 12:23 AM

Steve! Dont eat it!

Probably the funniest blog I have ever read, honestly this guy is genius.

Pretty much he goes to the supermarket and purchases really suss, gross looking food, then eats it and shares his experience with us all. Brilliant.

Choice quotes:

"It was also the only time in my life my brain formed the sentence: "I have a mouth full of cellulite.""

"Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass."

"The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that."

Guise · 05-03-2009, 12:34 AM

Sounds like Infernal minus the funny.

*BoonMcNougat* · 05-03-2009, 12:57 AM

I am enjoying this, but it's nowhere near the best.

**Mercury** · 05-03-2009, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoonMcNougat

I am enjoying this, but it's nowhere near the best.

Link me to one of your favourites!

Kabal · 05-03-2009, 09:10 AM

Maddox?

Smoko · 05-03-2009, 10:23 AM

I just read from the top till Steve Urkel. It wasn't terrible but it's not something I'll read any more of.

Jader7777 · 05-03-2009, 10:27 AM

I liked it when infernal at the cat food spaghetti and had a seizure.

Emmy · 05-03-2009, 10:45 AM

I was gonna read it to see if I'd like it, until I read this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smoko

It wasn't terrible but it's not something I'll read any more of.

Zephyr · 05-03-2009, 12:56 PM

Sheep.

It was pretty funny. I don't read blogs anymore...

**Mercury** · 05-03-2009, 01:09 PM

I haven't read many blogs, majority of then haven't been too funny but this one stood out for me as I have nothing else to compare it to, thus me finding it hilarious.

If there are any blogs that K.O. this one, let me know, i'd love to read it.

Adios · 05-03-2009, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury Adept

Link me to one of your favourites!

http://www.fmylife.com/

triggen · 05-03-2009, 03:40 PM

http://www.dullestblog.com/

*BoonMcNougat* · 05-03-2009, 04:01 PM

http://www.cracked.com/members/daniel.

His best blog post is probably http://www.cracked.com/article_16828...sentation.html
Cracked is an awesome website. It's better than MAD magazine, which is something I'd never thought I'd say.

As someone mentioned, Maddox is pretty testosterone fuelled, although he barely updates anymore. http://maddox.xmission.com/

Jared Von Hindmann of Head Injury Theatre is an awesome artist and movie reviewer. Hilarious guy. http://www.headinjurytheater.com/entertainment.htm

**Infernal Monkey** · 05-03-2009, 05:33 PM

It'd be better if he actually took photos of himself eating the disasters.

Spoiler

**Mercury** · 05-03-2009, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

It'd be better if he actually took photos of himself eating the disasters.

LOL BRANDEN FRASER!

05-03-2009, 12:23 AM	#1
Mercury Smooooth Moderatoooorrrrrrr Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Angara, Mercury Light-house Posts: 2,877 Blog Entries: 29	Steve! Dont eat it! Steve! Dont eat it! Probably the funniest blog I have ever read, honestly this guy is genius. Pretty much he goes to the supermarket and purchases really suss, gross looking food, then eats it and shares his experience with us all. Brilliant. Choice quotes: "It was also the only time in my life my brain formed the sentence: "I have a mouth full of cellulite."" "Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass." "The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that." __________________ Super Smash Bros Brawl FC = 4038-7619-3916

05-03-2009, 12:57 AM	#3
BoonMcNougat 1300-699-906 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 3,948 Blog Entries: 38	I am enjoying this, but it's nowhere near the best. __________________ A bleeding thankyou to InterNed!

05-03-2009, 09:10 AM	#5
Kabal Super Maiyan Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,294 Blog Entries: 15	Maddox? __________________ "Nice work kid, you did good."

05-03-2009, 12:56 PM	#9
Zephyr The Warp Whistle in my Mind. Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 2,682 Blog Entries: 8	Sheep. It was pretty funny. I don't read blogs anymore... __________________ Lonely Cosmonaut.

05-03-2009, 01:09 PM	#10
Mercury Smooooth Moderatoooorrrrrrr Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Angara, Mercury Light-house Posts: 2,877 Blog Entries: 29	I haven't read many blogs, majority of then haven't been too funny but this one stood out for me as I have nothing else to compare it to, thus me finding it hilarious. If there are any blogs that K.O. this one, let me know, i'd love to read it. __________________ Super Smash Bros Brawl FC = 4038-7619-3916

05-03-2009, 12:34 AM	#2
Guise Reggie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Adelaide Posts: 500 Blog Entries: 4	Sounds like Infernal minus the funny.

05-03-2009, 10:23 AM	#6
Smoko Gone Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,122	I just read from the top till Steve Urkel. It wasn't terrible but it's not something I'll read any more of.

05-03-2009, 10:27 AM	#7
Jader7777 Not yet banned as of yet Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,114	I liked it when infernal at the cat food spaghetti and had a seizure.

05-03-2009, 03:40 PM	#12
triggen "Hurm" Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Melb. Vic Posts: 1,013	http://www.dullestblog.com/ __________________

05-03-2009, 04:01 PM	#13
BoonMcNougat 1300-699-906 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 3,948 Blog Entries: 38	http://www.cracked.com/members/daniel. His best blog post is probably http://www.cracked.com/article_16828...sentation.html Cracked is an awesome website. It's better than MAD magazine, which is something I'd never thought I'd say. As someone mentioned, Maddox is pretty testosterone fuelled, although he barely updates anymore. http://maddox.xmission.com/ Jared Von Hindmann of Head Injury Theatre is an awesome artist and movie reviewer. Hilarious guy. http://www.headinjurytheater.com/entertainment.htm __________________ A bleeding thankyou to InterNed!

05-03-2009, 05:33 PM	#14
Infernal Monkey Bleak, bleak skies Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Junk City, NSW Posts: 5,766 Blog Entries: 10	It'd be better if he actually took photos of himself eating the disasters. Spoiler I already miss that glorious 2 megapixel camera with broken flash. RIP best camera ever. __________________ twittugh

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