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Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 08:58 pm by Infernal Monkey Infernal Monkey is offline

UPDATE: Entries are now cloooosed!
2009's game of the year - Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers, is out. You can read our review here if you want, or you could do something else instead. Mysteriously, not many Australian retailers have opted to stock this game, but that's okay, we're giving away a copy to one 'lucky' reader!

Whoa now, the fun doesn't stop there. You'll also get a copy of the game's soundtrack, featuring all the tunes you know and love, such as 'Introduction' and 'Fright Cave'. It's all the way from Japan; several Lemmings probably died on the journey to get this rare promotional item.

While Onechanbara rivals the likes of Boogerman for immaturity, it is an MA15+ rated game. So kids, make sure you get your parent(s)/guardian(s) okay before ripping the carpet up. All you have to do is answer this amazing question to be in the draw:

In 25 words or less, what would you wear to do battle with zombies?

Simply leave your answer in the comments section below! Not a member? Tsk tsk. Entries close 18/4/2009. The winner will be notified by private message. Oh yeah, fancy stuff.

SMALL TEXT AHOY
- Competition is open to PAL residents only. What with the game being in the PAL format and all.
- Game will arrive by post, rather than say, King Hippo riding a stork.
- Filler text goes here.

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COMMENTS (81)

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:06 pm by DrRisk DrRisk is offline

I would wear armor made out of brains! the zombies would swipe at me and just hit the brains on the ground and eat them.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:06 pm by Jader7777 Jader7777 is offline

In my past Nintendo competition entries I've won Pirates of the Caribbean and 007. I fear that sucky game winning is my forte so in a healthy motion of fear I will abstain from this competition.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:07 pm by Scott

I'd wear the skin of the zombies I have slain. They would never see me coming.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:35 pm by BernkiLOL BernkiLOL is offline

I'd take off my clothes and just wear baby oil. That way I could easily get free from their cold hands and cut them bitches.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:35 pm by wii-tarded wii-tarded is offline

I would wear the Green Tunic that Link wears in the Legend of Zelda series. My fairy will kill them all with magic! :D

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:39 pm by Lvaneede Lvaneede is offline

I would wear a bikini of course, that's what the game tells us to wear when we fight zombies!

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:47 pm by kksl1der kksl1der is offline

I would wear a suit made of dogs or bees, or a suit of dogs that shoot bees from their mouths when they bark.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:49 pm by 667DarkAve 667DarkAve is offline

I would wear a spacesuit for the lulz

P.S. (not part of answer) are you just doing this to increase member numbers? Just curious.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:50 pm by Bland_Boy Bland_Boy is offline

something with the words "I Pwn Zombies" on it

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:57 pm by Zephyr Zephyr is offline

I would just wear a suit and tie, so that when the zombies do (and they will) eat my brains at least i'll look good

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 09:59 pm by Huydo Huydo is offline

Spoiler

Need I say more?

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:02 pm by myth myth is offline

realistically speaking: white T-shirt+leather long sleeve jacket, comfortable denim jeans, light weight climbing boots, fingerless padded gloves, cricket bat and fresh undies.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:21 pm by Fetts Fetts is offline

I would wear a costume that looks like a zombie so I could disguise myself, come up behind them and B!%$H CUT EM'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:22 pm by Kiru Kiru is offline

Well for wackyness I would be wearing thongs on my feet, short shorts, and a white singlet.

Talk about bogan eh?

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:24 pm by Experiment 282 Experiment 282 is offline

Pajamas. Hands down. Because I can kill zombies in my sleep.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:24 pm by BoonMcNougat BoonMcNougat is offline

"Wearing clothes to a Zombie Apocalypse is like wearing a suit to the beach: totally not erotic" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:29 pm by KoKoO_Psy KoKoO_Psy is offline

Here is my entry!

"I would wear a penis suit. Because no one has ever heard of zombies eating cock."

HA, How is that for maturity.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:44 pm by Fetts Fetts is offline

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiru

Well for wackyness I would be wearing thongs on my feet, short shorts, and a white singlet.

Talk about bogan eh?

Yeah, real bogany! :?

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:46 pm by Satoru Iwata Satoru Iwata is offline

A tuxedo of course - to impress the zombie ladies =).

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:48 pm by Fetts Fetts is offline

lol!!

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 10:49 pm by Kiru Kiru is offline

Don't bag the unthought of Bogan Fetts.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 11:01 pm by Kabal Kabal is offline

"I'd wear the boxart of Wii Music - it's how you put the fear into the fearless. It's funny, cause zombies are usually attracted to noise..."

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 11:13 pm by BigMcNugget BigMcNugget is offline

if i win i will destroy this game as soon as i receive it

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 11:16 pm by TetsuoKunio TetsuoKunio is offline

I would wear a banana hammock to battle. I'm a guy, so wearing a bikini to fight zombies is just weird, no matter how sexy.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 11:27 pm by misteromar misteromar is offline

I would go nude except for Nintendo Bandana and backpack from the Royal show, show bag.

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 11:40 pm by Gookanheimer Gookanheimer is offline

Spoiler

:P
Wheel could be good for breaking some zombie legs. Or maybe my own.

Or maybe I could take my Falcon helmet instead...

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 11:54 pm by Scatt-Man Scatt-Man is offline

I'd wear a pair of denim jeans bought from a country where the metric system is prevalent, and a hat from origins of Imperial stuffs. That oughtta mess their their noggins!
"What is that...metric?!" *Head assplodes*

*EDIT*

ONE copy?! Awesomeness of this calibur cannot be contained within ONE(metric) single product! O_O

Posted 11th of April, 2009 at 11:56 pm by glus glus is offline

I would wear the most thickest armor available, they would attack me but fail miserably and eventually collapse on the ground from exhaustion.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 12:16 am by Addsy Addsy is offline

I would dress up as a shovel, because even zombies hate shovelware. Right?!?!

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 12:50 am by Vyperchild Vyperchild is offline

I'd wear absolutely nothing except, of course, for a chainsaw. On my penis.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 01:14 am by Dark Moogle Dark Moogle is offline

I would wear a jumpsuit made entirely of BEWBS! They are 15% more breast than standard boobs, and adjust on the fly to personal preference of cup size.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 02:17 am by ACSpeedUp ACSpeedUp is offline

Probably a nice suit so you don't have to dress me before placing me in the coffin.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 02:31 am by Sexycon Sexycon is offline

I'd adopt the Iron Man suit, of course. It's almost impenetrable, and it's mounted with all sorts of weapons. Those zombies don't stand a chance.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 02:32 am by Bland_Boy Bland_Boy is offline

some kind of zombie repellent outfit.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 07:19 am by Chrono_Trigger Chrono_Trigger is offline

I would wear an armour of fecies so that i smell so bad they leave me alone.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 10:08 am by imadedend imadedend is offline

I'd wear skyscrapers, trees, park benches and people, as if I was in a Katamari game. Then I'd roll all over the Zombies!

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 11:06 am by Krysinello Krysinello is offline

I'd wear a giant robot suit packed with explosives and lots and lots of ammo when fighting zombies, out of ammo? STOMP!

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 11:15 am by m0nk3y m0nk3y is offline

I would wear my Wii-remote and Nunchuck. RES 4 style

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 01:37 pm by <DkW> <DkW> is offline

Boba Fetts body armour. Then i'd also had an onboard flamethrower, rocket launcher, blaster pistols & a capture rope.

Thats all.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 01:38 pm by Eternal_Saber Eternal_Saber is offline

I would just wear my regular clothes since they look so cool. ^_^ unbuttoned shirts, shorts and sandals rock!!

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 01:50 pm by Raven Raven is offline

I would wear a Jesus costume. So when I inevitably get turned, the remaining survivors will have to battle against zombie Jesus!

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 02:02 pm by theian theian is offline

Banana hammock. Oh we're fighting zombies? Leopard Skin Banana hammock.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 02:53 pm by TryMe

Why bother deciding what to wear. The zombies are dead to notice nor do I care.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 03:28 pm by Zelda_Elite Zelda_Elite is offline

I would wear the Gibdo Mask and watch those zombies dance.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 04:02 pm by Gookanheimer Gookanheimer is offline

^Winnar

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 04:14 pm by Mercury Mercury is offline

I would wear a hat just in case it got sunny.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 05:28 pm by uhi uhi is offline

I would wear my Pancake Day costume to raise awareness towrads Pancakes and other similar breakfast alternatives. I will win the Pancake Race!

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 08:13 pm by -Ty -Ty is offline

I would wear a Wii costume, to ward off violent zombies. Soft core zombies I can handle.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 09:11 pm by stoveOVEN stoveOVEN is offline

A smile :)

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 09:46 pm by Parasyte Parasyte is offline

I'd wear a blue shirt, brown pants and cut off my own right hand to replace it with a chainsaw.

Bring it, bitches.

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 11:18 pm by Alzi Alzi is offline

I would wear Curts mother so they would come to my sexyness then i would strike ;)

Posted 12th of April, 2009 at 11:48 pm by Cubesta Cubesta is offline

I'd wear...YA MUM! Cos we all know no one, dead OR alive, wanna take a bite outta that bitch! ;) Lol

Posted 13th of April, 2009 at 01:30 am by Quicksilver1111 Quicksilver1111 is offline

Phoenix Wright's suit, bitches. Try taking on an attorney, the bastards won't see it coming.

Posted 13th of April, 2009 at 12:20 pm by Experiment 282 Experiment 282 is offline

Quote:

Originally Posted by xParad0Xx

I'd wear a blue shirt, brown pants and cut off my own right hand to replace it with a chainsaw.

Bring it, bitches.

You gotta make sure that hand is possessed first.

Posted 13th of April, 2009 at 02:08 pm by astrogeek astrogeek is offline

I would wear Chuck Norris strapped to my chest, because we all know that zombies don't eat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris eats them. He could also deliver some nice kicks to zombie heads from this position. The main problem with this plan though is the difficulty involved in actually capturing Chuck Norris and strapping him to my chest, because we all know that you don't capture Chuck Norris and strap him to your chest, Chuck Norris captures............................ok I'll stop now before it goes on forever.

Posted 13th of April, 2009 at 08:18 pm by Bjay

I'd wear Magneto's outfit.

Posted 13th of April, 2009 at 10:02 pm by Hyper the Metroid Hyper the Metroid is offline

I dunno? 'Giant lesbian space robot, from outer space' suit, I gues...

Posted 13th of April, 2009 at 10:57 pm by ChaosTH ChaosTH is offline

After careful consideration, I'd probably go dressed as Dr. Eggman/Robotnik, possibly with some doomsday machine I'd constructed out of things around the house. =P

Posted 13th of April, 2009 at 11:18 pm by Raven Raven is offline

Quote:

Originally Posted by Experiment 282

You gotta make sure that hand is possessed first.

That was just pillow talk baby!

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 05:56 pm by rom_maniac rom_maniac is online now

Spoiler

That's me, by the way. The zombies don't stand a chance. Neither do the ladies...

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 07:01 pm by stubbietubbie stubbietubbie is offline

There's so many bad things I could say right now...

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 07:12 pm by rom_maniac rom_maniac is online now

Go on, then.

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 07:13 pm by stubbietubbie stubbietubbie is offline

I don't give in to peer pressure. ;)

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 07:42 pm by Quicksilver1111 Quicksilver1111 is offline

Was that supposed to be a Tetragrammaton cleric?

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 08:08 pm by Parasyte Parasyte is offline

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven

That was just pillow talk baby!

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 09:18 pm by Alzi Alzi is offline

Your the scary one not the dam suit your wearing.

Posted 14th of April, 2009 at 11:20 pm by Game Boy Game Boy is offline

I would wear a suit made of awesome that would blind the zombies, as they cannot handle awesome in such a pure, untainted and wholesome state.

Posted 17th of April, 2009 at 12:02 pm by Pieman Pieman is offline

Nothing, except for a shirt saying "if you read this you are gay". When they read it, they'll run to their mummies, ashamed and crying.

Posted 18th of April, 2009 at 10:49 pm by Parasyte Parasyte is offline

I wonder who won....

Posted 18th of April, 2009 at 11:54 pm by Gookanheimer Gookanheimer is offline

The zombies. They always win.

Posted 19th of April, 2009 at 01:46 am by Quicksilver1111 Quicksilver1111 is offline

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gookanheimer

The zombies. They always win.

Shaun would like a word with you.

Posted 19th of April, 2009 at 01:48 am by Gookanheimer Gookanheimer is offline

They got his best friend.

Posted 19th of April, 2009 at 11:47 am by Quicksilver1111 Quicksilver1111 is offline

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gookanheimer

They got his best friend.

Can't deny that. But even the zombies couldn't beat the biohazard team.

Posted 19th of April, 2009 at 01:27 pm by Gookanheimer Gookanheimer is offline

They beat mine >_>

Posted 23rd of April, 2009 at 07:15 pm by Infernal Monkey Infernal Monkey is offline

Some hilarious responses here, but in the end, Raven's zombie Jesus has shuffled away with the prize. Congratulations, Raven! =) Stay tuned for more competitions soon, everyone!

Posted 23rd of April, 2009 at 08:47 pm by Scott

Zombie Jesus is from Cyanide and Happiness...

Posted 23rd of April, 2009 at 11:53 pm by Gookanheimer Gookanheimer is offline

I somehow doubt that is "the" origin of zombie Jesus :P

Posted 24th of April, 2009 at 12:04 am by TSPhoenix TSPhoenix is offline

I'm pretty sure the origin is when a zombie bit him no?

Posted 24th of April, 2009 at 12:45 am by Gookanheimer Gookanheimer is offline

Unless he was the first zombie.

Posted 10th of May, 2009 at 06:02 pm by bigsim bigsim is offline

Which came first, Zombie Jesus or the egg containing Zombie Jesus?

Posted 10th of May, 2009 at 07:08 pm by Quicksilver1111 Quicksilver1111 is offline

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigsim

Which came first, Zombie Jesus or the egg containing Zombie Jesus?

Raptor Jesus.

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